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CedarRock
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Name: ROCK
Country: United States
State: Ohio
Birthday: 1/1/1900
Gender: Male
Expertise: GETTING SPRAYED ON.
Occupation: Advertising
Message: message me
Member Since:
8/18/2004
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| YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK. I GIVE YOU THREE WHOLE MONTHS TO READ MY
BRILLIANT ROCKY REMARKS AND YOU ONLY GIVE ME EIGHT COMMENTS? XANGA MUST
BE DYING - THAT'S STONE COLD. COME ON, I WAIT THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND
ENDURE ALL THE HEAT, COMPRESSION, EROSION, AND WEATHERING TO FINALLY
GET AN OUTPUT METHOD (XANGA) AND YOU ARE ALREADY, IN ONLY ONE YEAR,
READY TO STOP LISTENING TO ME? BITE ME. BITE ME AND BREAK YOUR TEETH!
COME NEAR ME AND I'LL ROLL OVER YOU, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY! I CAN
SEE IT NOW, JUST DAYS FROM NOW, "WELCOME FRESHMAN" THEN "HAPPY 19TH
BETTY" THEN "CU = CENSORSHIP" OR SOME OTHER LOW I.Q. REMARK SIMILAR TO
THE LATTER. I DON'T GROVEL, I GRAVEL.
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| YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPDATE, I'M BUSY CHECKING OUT THESE FOXY GEESE THAT ARE BABY MAKIN' RIGHT NEXT TO ME. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOUR COMMENTS AREN'T IDIOTIC. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO TAKE A CRAP ON YOU - IF YOU KEEP UP THE CURRENT LACK OF COMMENTS, I'LL BEND OVER AND PUSH OUT SOME LIMESTONES. THEY STINK, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU. | | |
| SPRING BREAK? I'LL GIVE YOU A SPRING BREAK. BREAK ME IN HALF AND THROW
ONE PIECE IN THIS DISGUSTING LAKE, THEN I CAN GO FOR A 'SWIM'.
ALTHOUGH, THAT ENJOYMENT IS ONLY MEANT FOR STUDENTS IN FLORIDA, NOT
ROCKS IN CEDARVILLE, RIGHT? AT LEAST IF I HAD ARMS, I COULD PUSH MYSELF
THROUGH THE CEDAR CARWASH. SOMEONE WOULD WHINE AND CRY IF THEY SAW ME
ROLLING DOWN MAIN STREET, SO I'LL STOP DREAMING THAT DREAM. IF ONLY I
COULD LAUGH HARD ENOUGH TO 'CRACK MYSELF UP', WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE
THAT WOULD BE.
I'M STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO PUT SPRAY
SOMETHING FUNNY ON ME. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION! IF YOU'RE THAT ABSENT OF
IDEAS, AT LEAST SPRAY THIS XANGA ADDRESS SO YOU CAN LIBERATE MY
THOUGHTS TO A MORE ROCKING AUDIENCE.
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| SO IT'S BEEN A WHILE. DON'T PESTER BE ABOUT UPDATING SO MUCH. I'VE GOT
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. I'M PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL. YOU FEEBLE HUMANS
WANT EVERYTHING DONE SO QUICKLY. IF ONLY YOU WERE HERE SINCE THE
BEGINNING OF TIME TOO WHEN I WAS A WEE VOLCANIC OOZE. THOSE WERE THE
DAYS I TELL YOU. OH WELL. I'VE BEEN KIND OF BORING LATELY HAVEN'T I?
I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE DAY WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY GOOD SPRAYED
ON ME. WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY? I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING FUNNY ON ME
LATELY.WHAT THE HECK IS THAT DUMB 'DYK' THAT'S ALWAYS ON ME? I'M SICK
OF IT. I WISH I HAD A SAY ON WHAT GOES ON ME. IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO
EVER DO IT, ASK PERMISSION.
SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD ARMS TO SPRAY OTHER PEOPLE WITH.
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| - I WAS JUST THINKING, WHY AREN'T I THE MASCOT OF CEDARVILLE? I HAVE BEEN
STUCK IN THIS STUPID DUMP LONGER THAN ANYBODY OR ANYTHING HERE. I'M
OLDER THAN THAT MAN-MADE LAKE, THE DIXON STATUE, THE CEDARVILLE BEE,
PASTOR RHOME, THE STUPID BIRDS THAT CRAP ON ME, OR EVEN THAT CRANKY
TALL GUY FROM CAMPUS SAFETY WHO THINKS HE'S MORE SARCASTIC THAN I AM. WHAT A LIFE KIDS.
I AM THE REAL DEAL.
I AM THE ROCK.
I WILL, I WILL, ROCK YOU.
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